Funky Lemonade (Remix)

Aw yeah, it`s the Fabulous Chi-Ali coming at ya with something new<br> You know what I`m saying? We call this one "Funky Lemonade"<br><br>"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is" -> Guru (Scratched 2x)<br><br>Get a taste of the lemon, lime a, rhymer, I`m the mack<br>A frack a lack, ripping tracks like a tractor<br>Rap reactor with more than a bionic<br>Man, I`m blowing up as if I was atomic<br>No gold on my caps when I rap or when I`m struttin<br>Cause you know, and I know, ain`t no future in fronting<br>Or fakin when you`re funking, flunkie you`re flunking<br>Ring the alarm because you`re bum like Jim Plunkett<br>I get top buck, buck, chill, I`m greater<br>I drop more flavor than the sun shines on the equator<br>And I squeeze, the lemon on this water flowing verse<br>So run and get your cup, cause I know you thirst<br><br>"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is" -> Guru (Scratched 2x)<br><br> Real fat, Beatnuts in the house<br><br>I go splish, splash, I`m swimming<br>A lemon to a lime and I rhyme for the women<br>I blow like Hugo Boss, I`m frosty<br>My name`s Chi-Ali, not Kriss, don`t Kross me<br>Over, yes my head with airplay<br>No, cause if it ain`t rough it ain`t right, ask Cato<br>And the S to the H with A<br>Peace be on to the brothers in the O<br>Peachy is fat, run and tell your neighbor<br>I even got a taste test so you can taste the flavor<br>So get a zip, get a sip, get a guzzle<br>Simple, no fuzzle, props or a muzzle<br>And swallow Chi and follow, rocking the Apollo<br>Freaks follow D Demo back to the limo<br>So honey let me inject you with some liquid soul and<br>Oh um ooops sorry, real ho<br>Now money check your bunny cause honey be undressing me<br>With her eyes and I advise don`t be stressing me<br>Stress I get enough, ain`t that the truth<br>And some time to get ???<br>You need proof, get Brandy<br>I`m no Yankee but when I doodle hot dammit it`s a dandy<br>A real Bronx Bomber<br>I run with the Legion and we blast with the Big Timer<br>No comma, or period, or exclamation point<br>My lemonade it`s the joint, check it<br><br>"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is" -> Guru (Scratched 4x)<br><br> Get a taste, get a taste, get a taste of the lemon (Repeat 4x)<br><br>Abracadabra, I flow like Niagra<br>Falls, I take none, you diss me, you got balls<br>But I got a ball for all of that, what are ya, dense?<br>Holy cow, another sucker clears the fence<br>Like Atilla, hon, it gets no iller<br>You`re jocking, I`m locking shit up like Barney Miller<br>I got big bank, G, like hanky got panky<br>Pull dollar from Alfalfa, then spank Spanky<br>But don`t thank me, that`s the way I make a living, G<br>Because the pop life is not for me<br>So color me tic toc, I`m bad, I toc tic<br>Color me pig, pass the mic and I`ll rock<br>Shiftiest, I`m about to mert squirt mert<br>Get over like a rat cause I`m fat like Levert<br>So when you`re just coolin or foolin in the shade<br>Don`t forget that FUNKY lemonade<br><br>"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is" -> Guru (Scratched 4x)