Mackula`s Theory

[Count Mackula/Big Daddy Kane]<br>Aight, tell me this<br>If you got thirty-six prostitutes and thirty cents in your pocket<br>What you got?<br>Proof that hoes come a dime a dozen baby<br><br>Uh huh, yeah<br>I mastered the craft on the way to keep em strung<br>The niggaz wanna keep my name from off they girls` tongue<br>So many brag and boast and like to play high quotes<br>Always promisin Thomas` and can`t cook toast<br>Thinkin that the mackin game is just a fashion show<br>Not realizin that the rulers get the cash and go<br>Pull up a chair young and notice that the lesson that I`m tellin<br>How To Be A Player better than Bill Bellamy<br>My tongue commits the felony, here`s how I gotcha<br>To do the things your momma told you not ta, I shot ya<br>Collect as much product as my mouth`ll get<br>And plus I keep my game in order like the alphabet<br>Mister spectacular, better known as Mackula<br>Actors pimpin, a Legend just like an Acura<br>I lay down the law at the door moment that I get wit her<br>The female predator, etcetera etcetera<br>Better to come on in, the Hustle`s good so why Knock It<br>Then watch the way I lock it, straight ballin, corner pocket<br><br>Chorus<br>Anything goes when it comes to hoes cuz pimpin ain`t easy<br>("What you see is what you get")<br>Anything goes when it comes to hoes cuz pimpin ain`t easy<br>("Mackula, he done struck again")<br><br>You stepped into the playin field, I don`t know what you`re thinkin<br>Cuz game can smell game, and right now you`re ass is stinkin<br>Makin my presence known, see I only do it vague<br>Nowadays, playahating`s goin around just like the plague<br>By re-gardless, I`m on some play-hard shit<br>My body`s used to all them, I was on the graveyard shift<br>Survival of the fittest, now all you niggaz try to get this<br>While y`all makin love, I`m makin love into a business<br>Now, what`s the matter, no confidence within your data?<br>I seen you trippin since I first started lookin at her<br>And if she peak, you know that she`ll creep<br>And if you sleep, then that`ll be just one you won`t keep, uh<br>Now boy you know you need your ass whipped<br>For holdin on her hand as if you`re goin on some first grade class trip<br>You feel unable, to keep her in your stable<br>As she listens to the bubbly that`s poppin at the next table<br>Life`s finer things, victory is mine again<br>You`re tryin to win, but got to come way better than those Hieneken`s<br>She feel amazed by the game that I be using<br>And now she choosin<br>And you done came up as the one that`s losin<br>The smooth crimin-al as I muscle in<br>Grand theft hustlin, Mackula, he done struck again<br>"Oh Lord!"