Pimp Shit

[Jay Love]<br>Yeah, odd couple baby (ha ha)<br>Hide your daughters<br>I stay drinking on an empty stomach<br>Till I sink and plummet<br>Thinking of it<br>Lets get blunted till we stinking of it<br>I think I`ve done it cause I`m one hit<br>Over the edge<br>I dove from the ledge<br>I can`t stand I fall through my legs<br>Stumbling over the keg<br>and it`s just the first inning, girls grinning<br>And all I can see is the world spinning<br>I can`t move I puff mad boom<br>Trying to find the bathroom<br>Cause it feels like I`m gonna gag soon<br>I`m torn from the bottles<br>Praying through the porcelain gods<br>To try and ease the pain and the scorch from the vodkas<br>Walked into the topless<br>Cause I gotta get brain soup<br>For the right price crisp the wrist sex in the champagne room<br>I can`t zoom cause I have whiskey dick<br>I had to pay extra like a paper view titty flick<br>That`s my lucky charms so bitch lick me dick<br>Suck the shit out like a fucking Pixy stick<br><br>[Chorus 2X]<br>This shit<br>Pimp shit<br>It`s kind of explicit<br>We twisted, drinking<br>And puffin a lit spliff<br>We party with bitches<br>Erasing their lipstick<br>This is the odd couple up in your district<br><br>[Louis Logic]<br>I master the disclosure<br>`cause I never spit sober<br>After the Coronas<br>I`m trying to see the flash exposure<br>The chick thats a master in yoga<br>Bending over backwards<br>Stick a slit with more pick<br>As if she stroked the cactus<br>You see that stripper sipping over flipping glasses?<br>I`m trying to feed her licked till she throws up on my mattress<br>I`m logical but not in the sense<br>That I can`t be seen chewing panty strings<br>Hopping the fence<br>My crib reeks of cigarettes, pot and incents<br>I`m somewhat of a loner but the bottle`s my friend<br>And I gotta a collection stored on the shelf<br>So when I talk to the walls on the spot I`m not talking to `self<br>I`m akward as hell<br>Drunk and stumbling<br>My stomach`s rumbling<br>You thinking I stop drinking<br>Dumb assumption<br>Cause this nigger got game<br>When I chuck a pumpkin with flames to take your head off<br>Like Ichabod Crane<br><br>[Chorus 2X]<br>This shit<br>Pimp shit<br>It`s kind of explicit<br>We twisted, drinking<br>And puffin a lit spliff<br>We party with bitches<br>Erasing their lipstick<br>This is the odd couple up in your district<br><br>[Jay Love]<br>Now when the odd couple rustles<br>And rumbling clubs<br>There`s gonna be trouble for smucks<br>Stashing up bundles of bucks<br>Cause the first one of the sluts to come up to us<br>Jump on a bus we`ll skid away until your lungs full of dust<br>Bitch`s tongue in my nuts while I just humping her butt<br>Puffing a blunt while I`m juggling the juzzling stunts<br>Sit up in the front cause I`m drunk<br>`cause I hit the bottle<br>Application for a groupie?<br>One question<br>Do you spit or swallow?<br><br>[Louis Logic]<br>You wrestle like your in a brothel trying to earn your rent now<br>Bend down I`ll pull my poison pen out<br>Cause when the wolf destroys the hen house<br>The feathers will fly<br>Seventy five miles<br>Whether I`m drunk or whether I`m high<br><br>[Jay Love]<br>I busted dead on her eye<br>Now she`s a blinded bitch<br>Walk around with one eye shut<br>On some pirate shit<br>You better buy this quick period<br>Like a bloody twat<br>We`re all up in your face<br>Like the money shot<br><br>[Chorus 2X]<br>This shit<br>Pimp shit<br>It`s kind of explicit<br>We twisted, drinking<br>And puffin a lit spliff<br>We party with bitches<br>Erasing their lipstick<br>This is the odd couple up in your district