Wouldn It

<br>Wouldnt it be nice to be a heroine,<br><br>Cool and slinky with an appropriate smile? <br><br>Honey, I take sugar, two.<br><br>While hes ranting an raving,<br><br>Could you pass that cream? <br><br>I was looking to have a cupa tea.<br><br>Instead I freeze.<br><br><br><br>Seeing his next move, is it grabbing my hair? <br><br>Or bushing my tush till theres no scream left? <br><br>Wouldnt it be nice to be a heroine? <br><br>Wouldnit-wouldnit? <br><br>Wouldnit-wouldnit? <br><br>Wouldnit-wouldnit? <br><br>Wouldnit? <br><br><br><br>Mm -<br><br><br><br>Wouldnt it be nice to be a hero,<br><br>Standing fast and easy with an appropriate grin? <br><br>Brother, not that way, theyll take you away.<br><br>Mm, give me your gun,<br><br>Its no use to anyone.<br><br>Instead I freeze.<br><br><br><br>Seeing if I shut up and stay real still,<br><br>Maybe he wont kill, at least not me.<br><br>Wouldnt it be nice to be a hero? <br><br>Wouldnit-wouldnit? <br><br>Wouldnit-wouldnit? <br><br>Wouldnit-wouldnit? <br><br>Wouldnit? <br><br><br><br>Mm -<br><br><br><br>Wouldnt it be nice to be a star,<br><br>Shinin and sparklin, looking down the whole and plenty? <br><br>Being looked up with a telescope<br><br>While my sisters busy cutting the rope.<br><br>Daddy, you cant touch me,<br><br>Mommy, you cant hate me,<br><br>Im a star, get it? <br><br>Instead I froze.<br><br><br><br>And I let them, I let them,<br><br>I let them pick my brain,<br><br>Twist my arm,<br><br>Cut my throat<br><br>And wish me dead.<br><br>But Im still thinking,<br><br>Wouldnt it be nice to be a star? <br><br>Wouldnit-wouldnit? <br><br>Wouldnit-wouldnit? <br><br>Wouldnit-wouldnit? <br><br>Wouldnit?