Aunt Dot

[Lil` Kim]<br>.. My Aunt Dot<br>left a glock and some blood on my sheets<br>Told me clean the shit up, then she hit the streets<br>Even though I`m her niece, she copped me a piece<br>Wack-ass caliber, nickel-plated with the silencer<br>What? She don`t know I like my guns pretty?<br>Like my boy Castor Troy with the twin-glizzies<br>I heard a knock at the door {*knock knock knock knock knock*}<br>To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes<br>Who are you?<br><br>[Lil` Shanice]<br>Whattup? I`m Shanice, don`t remember me?<br><br>[Lil` Kim]<br>She called me by my government name, Kimberly<br>Who sent you?<br><br>[Lil` Shanice]<br>My mom sent me; her name is Dottie<br>She packed a note in my knapsack along with a shottie<br><br>[Lil` Kim]<br>Hmmph, she was cute; and mad fly<br>She had the Prada knapsack, with the hat to match<br>Bavari hiking boots, with the mink bubblegoose<br>and I could see she was admiring my Minski suit<br>Then she handed me the note<br><br>[Lil` Shanice]<br>Here - read this<br><br>[Lil` Kim]<br>I just stared her up and down<br>cause I couldn`t believe this - then I opened it<br>It said, "Bitches is out to get you;<br>your so-called friends, put a bomb in your Benz.<br>I`m on a mission now to do some harm to your friends.<br>They know where you live, so evacuate the crib.<br>And oh, the little girl, that`s your cousin Shanice.<br>Since I can`t be with her, I need you to babysit her.<br>Besides; she looks up to you - you`re her idol -<br>and tomorrow is her first violin recital, <br>and she would be more than happy if you could take her.<br>Peace, my number`s on the back of the paper, hit me later."<br>Damn.. what went wrong? <br>Can`t we all just get along, and make hit songs? <br>Bitches all up in my ass like a thong<br>If this was a show, y`all hoes would get "gonged"<br>Cause if it`s on, then it`s on, bring it on<br>What the fuck you waitin for? C`mon, let`s get it on<br>What? What`s takin you so long? I got plans for the future<br>to bring back your head like Medusa<br><br>Chorus: Lil` Kim (repeat 2X)<br><br>Girls be actin stink, and mad funny<br>Y`all bitches bleed like me, on the monthly<br>Can`t stand the pain then pop a "Humphrey"<br>I know it hurts.. (I`m killin y`all)<br><br>[Lil` Kim]<br>Uhhh, we in the Range in this fucked up weather<br>It`s snowin and I`m tryin to put the whole shit together<br>How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me<br>and dress like me, and look like me<br>and Nicole, it`s like she lived in my house<br>Askin me for money, day in - day out<br>And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha<br>She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha<br>C`mon Shanice I`m takin you to my house in L. Conn.<br>(I wanna go with you!) Uhh, be quiet, and we`ll get along fine<br><br>[Lil` Shanice]<br>C`mon please, I wanna be just like you<br>600 Mercedes, and 380`s in my doll babies<br>Crazy baguettes in my barettes; and,<br>H-class rocks inside my Baby G Shock<br>Fuck Barney and Lambchops; I don`t love them hoes!<br>But anything goes when it comes to bankrolls<br>Diamonds on my toes, X-and-O`s<br>Versace hottie in designer clothes<br>Scoop Lil` Nique and Jus, then take `em to Toys`R`Us<br>Make em spend they cheese then kick `em out and take the bus<br>I`m the S-the-H-the-A-the-N-the-I-the-C-the-E<br>but all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee<br>What what? I like the green, know what I mean?<br>Ever seen The Professional? (uh-huh) Well I can clean<br><br>[Lil` Kim]<br>You know what? I like you; little big person<br>but rule number one - no cursin<br>Anyway, what you know about that?<br>You too young for that, when I was your age<br>I woulda got hung for that<br>Then I picked up the phone, to call my Aunt Dot<br>so she could fill me in a little more about the plot<br>Hmm.. nine-one-seven, eight-five-eight, two-one-two-two<br>"Hello?" Yo, what`s the deal?<br>Why these bitches buggin out; <br>I mean, what`s this all about?<br>"See it`s sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy<br>They don`t want you to win no more<br>Soul Train they don`t want you to attend no more<br>And I guess that`s why, they ain`t your friends no more<br>The other day, when I was comin out the grocery store<br>I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon next door"<br>For real? "Yup, then I choked the bitch out<br>At least one to the heart, tied up her hands and feet<br>Through her in my backseat,<br>then I dumped her on a dead-end street<br>The other two? Yeah they still linger<br>But don`t you lift a finger, I`ma get `em<br>so just pray I come home<br>and when we hang up, get rid of your phone"<br>Whoo! When Aunt Dot comes, oh brother<br>It`s like five Bloody Mary`s, one after another<br>Hmmph, she have you stressed, no wearin white, no sex<br>And when she get vexed, you guess what happens next<br>Cause them other two girls, that`s still on the menu<br>is the reason why the story is to be continued..<br><br>Chorus