And in This Corner...

I was in a club, one Friday.<br>A lovely Lady comes walking my way.<br>She walked up and she said hello.<br>I said hi, my names Joe.<br>I was lyin`, so was she.<br>She said her name was Donna,<br>But her shirt said Marie.<br>Once you get to know me,<br>you`ll never forget me.<br>I said why, then she bit me.<br><br>Ouch!<br>That didn`t hurt.<br>Kinda nicked me,<br>but she ripped my shirt. <br>At that point I fell asleep.<br>Woke up at her house,<br>In the back of a jeep.<br>A Blazer, `89<br>Tinted windows,<br>I wish it was mine.<br>Oh, it is,<br>But where are my keys?<br>There they are...in the ignition.<br><br>I`m at her house.<br>It`s a Tepee.<br>No, a skyscrapper.<br>No, an igloo.<br>No, it`s a shack.<br>Forget it, I`ll go around back.<br>It`s a castle, with a moat<br>How I get Across...Boat.<br><br>(Twilight Zone noise)<br>Shooo...I hate that sound.<br><br>I went inside,<br>Looked right, looked left.<br>There she is.<br>Oh, no Thats Jeff.<br>He`s invisible.<br>I went downstairs.<br>It`s a loft.<br>No, it`s a dungeon!<br>There she is, doing areobics.<br>No, yoga.<br>No, karate.<br><br>*You killed my teacher!!!*<br>But what a body!<br><br>No, she wasn`t there.<br>I`m tellin you I saw her.<br>No, really I saw her.<br>She was playing checkers.<br>No, Nintendo.<br>Ok, I`m lying.<br><br>There she is,<br>Watching T.V.<br>All My Children.<br>No, thats Cosby.<br>No, Speed Racer.<br>No, thats Shaft.<br>No, thats Kimble.<br>My fault...the T.V.`s off.<br><br>There she is, what a doll.<br>No, that`s Chucky from Child`s play!<br>I kissed her,<br>And she told me this is home...<br>I entered a dimension Called The Twilight Zone....<br>Where anything can happen.<br><br>I`m rough like sandpaper,<br>Hard like algebra.<br>You should be glad that I was nice,<br>And I allowed ya to<br>Step on stage.<br>To kick your ryhmes off.<br>I tried to be nice,<br>But you mistook that for softness.<br>Now it`s goin` to hell with your opinion!<br>What I say goes fom now on,<br>This is my dominion!<br>Are there any rappers to step on stage<br>Cause if you do You`ll feel the force of my rage,<br>I`m on a rampage!!!!!!!<br><br>Syche just hit me.<br>Jeff wanted to do that, <br>But I didn`t.<br>I thought that it would make the reccord dumb.<br>I guess I wasn`t wrong.