Black Elvis/Lost in Space

[Kool] Yo Sadat whassup?<br>[S.X.] Yo I`m right here<br>[Kool] I got these two girls<br> They ready to roll up the highway with me<br>[S.X.] Oh really?<br>[Kool] I`ma get a little bit of gas<br> Think you can make that trip or what?<br>[S.X.] Yeah I definitely can, you know that`s a fact<br> Of course<br>[Kool] Alright I`ll be back in a few minutes<br> I`ma go back to the gas station and get some gas and fuel up<br>[S.X.] Alright I`ma get some ? and all that<br><br>Chorus: Kool Keith, Sadat X<br><br>[Keith] Static we bring trouble to your right side<br>[Sadat] Hey as I think to myself what a wonderful world<br>[Keith] Static we bring trouble to your right side<br>[Sadat] Hey Keith I just met this chick, why am I arguin with this girl?<br>[Keith] Static we bring trouble to your right side<br>[Sadat] Man we here we just livin positive<br>[Keith] Static we bring trouble to your right side<br>[Sadat] Hey we givin it all, and that`s all we got to give<br><br>[Kool Keith]<br>Bumpin systems, rollin down the street in Detroit, Michigan<br>I switch again, bucket seats with my girlfriend<br>Wearin Paco in a Bronco, cologne is Pronto<br>Movin quickly like the Lone Ranger, X is Tonto<br>Back up the turnpike, Oldsmobile`s roll with two pipes<br>440 engine blowin wind, through our hair extension<br>Two bags of six packs, with .38`s, wrapped in gift packs<br>Big attitude she`s on the two train, I roll like Mad Max<br>Keep it simple baby young girl, now squeeze yo` pimple<br>How dare you walk around ignore the First National Bank<br>My name is unknown, ? die my family call me Hank<br>I go way back, like you still shop at Alexando`s<br>Buy your sandals for your little son, named Romandos<br>Watch your step Theresa, chew up on your slice at Easter<br><br>[Sadat X]<br>Can you surround me in the black tan<br>My living room, trips to Cancun, with these - eighty ladies<br>The Jefferson`s to the Brady, Sanford and the Son<br>I want the whole world and my old girl back<br>She left me for the postman, now she send me letters<br>I got a bottle of Grand Monet, drinkin in the stairway<br>With the wizard Kool Keith, and I`m SPORTIN my rhymes<br>Funeral chimes signal the beginnin of the end<br>Cowboy with more in, with my private dancin chicks<br>They live way out in the sticks, but I put em in the mix (uh-huh)<br>Took em to Reno in an old Camino, gamblin in a casino<br>The movie`s Al Pacino<br><br>Chorus<br><br>[Kool Keith]<br>Got my check cashed, you posin new, stop actin girl, like a fool<br>Got the Benz on loan, Sadat rollin by your school<br>You brought your frontin friend Gwen, beggin for the Benjamin<br>I`ll see you a ten, with a haircut, like Scottie Pippen<br>My man Mark riffin in the backseat, my cousin Clifton<br>You get me pissed and wearin big gloves like Sonny Liston<br>Leon Spinks with afro on, ready to rob the Brinks<br>I see you got your thongs out, Daisy Dukes and buns out<br>You call me when you broken hearted, when your money runs out<br>Back from the ?, you did it girl the blind way<br>Hold your horses, and evil forces<br>Don`t press star for Pathmark, I`ll be home after dark<br>I`m tired of Pop Tart<br><br>[Sadat X]<br>Yeah<br>I`m touchin Gwen with the butt love, the rubber glove<br>I`m touchin that ass she swingin her hair, claimin she`s an actress<br>But wasn`t she that same chick I seen with the black dress?<br>Traded the ninety-eight for the sixty-eight Mustang<br>Me and Keith at the bar, do they know who we are?<br>Apparently, because all the drinks are free<br>It`s "Our house, in the middle of our street"<br>And when you come in here you better wipe your feet<br>I`m from Alburqueque, New Mex` to the great state of Texas<br>I rode across on a gray horse, ??<br>Get to the sauce and add spaghetti, non-pork (what?)<br>I`ma own New York, with a big spots of the BX<br>and German outposts, with the communists close (no doubt)<br>I`m verbose, I host, the most, y`all should roast me<br>People watch closely and rewind me on the tape<br>Study this here, then look and listen<br>Take a step back and watch the black pearl glisten<br><br>Chorus