How to Be a Player soundtrack

[Master P]<br>Ya see, wenches be messy like Marvin<br>My homies be ballin, pimp tricks eryday, from L.A. to the Bay<br>to New Orleans, the original big baby, like Big Mike<br>Don`t make me Tina Turner one of you wenches and hit you like Big Ike<br>UHHHH, pimp shit, Cadillac with the vogues<br>Hoes got no souls that be for flare without ya coat<br>Star sixty-nine could get you whipped, uhh<br>Momma told you never mess with a, Southern bitch<br>I got this pimp game from my grandfather Big Daddy, he said<br>"Keep your fo` inches in your candy painted Caddy<br> Keep your cattle, all in one stable<br> If a wench jumps off at the mouth, keep it cool, then you play her"<br>Get your cash, then you creep, check a broad, enemy<br>Ain`t no love for you freaks time to tenderize the meat<br>Then we, be tradin women like Eddie Murphy Tradin Places<br>I got, baitches cleanin my house shinin my gold, doin my shoelaces<br>I got, wenches runnin errands goin to stores<br>dressed up like twins, I mean in the same clothes<br>Stayin in the same house, bangin en on the same couch<br>Real G`s in dime hats, know what, I`m talkin about<br>Uhh, be up playa, don`t pay for the kitty kat<br>I mean if you bout it bout it, give her some change, then take it back<br><br>Chorus: Fiend, Silkk<br><br>How to be a playa main<br> You gots to be a playa mahn<br>(repeat 8X)<br><br>[Silkk the Shocker]<br>You gots to be a playa, but rule number one<br>in the how`s to be a playa never profess to nuttin what ya done<br>Believe me, or should I say, believe in I spittin<br>See me talkin to a trick, ask me then I hit em<br>You never can give em no slack, cause you gots to be in it to win<br>Be safe and grab her hand, slap dem, cause they`ll try the shit again<br>It`s give in to they demands and that`s a simp thang<br>But to get them and they friends, now that`s a pimp thang (pimp thang)<br>You wanna learn som`in? Well take a picture of this G<br>Look in the dictionary, under player, you`ll find a picture of me<br>Uhh, cause I don`t sleep, and players can`t cause we ballin<br>We can`t be trippin, cause a player`s pimp can`t be fallin<br>I leave em with the hurt like B.B. cryin like CeCe Winan<br>recline and watch TV, game feel like a CD<br>Nigga make appointment when they see me, don`t call back often they beep me<br>Gotta be a G (how you get the drawers) get the drawers off, easy, look<br>Silkk the Shocker fool, nigga I pimps and roll<br>(What you ride?) Cadillacs and vogues, uhh<br><br>*chorus*<br><br>[Fiend]<br>See I`m bout to smack me a bitch, cause all my money in here<br>Told em clear, for me to slid arrear, gotta pay for the year<br>What I look like a simp? Girl I`m a No Limit pimp<br>Got the ones you least expect supportin me for the length<br>I pass crunch like blunts, treat your man good like a wench<br>High hoe on the ranch, I spray and smell dogs by the branch<br>Keep a broad doin splits, next gon` be doin the clit<br>One girl gone so bad, want me to Western Union some dick<br>Put em on corners and curbs, breakin new ones outta nerd<br>Bringin daddy Fiend the money, while all I do is choke herb<br>I spank em and thank em, leave em swollen and kiss em bye<br>And just think, cause them extra them knowin my fist size<br><br>*dialogue*<br><br>*chorus*