Under The Influence

* M. Mathers, D. Houston, R. Johnson, O. Moore, V. Carlisle, D. Porter:<br> These rappers are Eminem, Swifty, Bizarre, Proof, Kuniva, and Kon Artis.<br> They appear in the same order on the song as in the album`s liner notes.<br> Direct any questions to bodyrott@ntlworld.com or webmaster@eminem.com<br><br>[Eminem] <br>Translation<br>So you can suck my dick if you don`t like, my shit<br>Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick - ha ha!<br>Two pills I pop, `til my pupils swell up like two pennies<br>I`m Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties<br>A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass<br>so the rats can`t chew through his last pants<br>I`m like a mummy at night, fightin with bright lightning<br>Frightened with five little white Vicadin pills bitin him<br>I`m like a fuckin wasp in the hospital lost<br>Stingin the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls<br>I light a candle and place it up on the mantle<br>Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle<br>So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin<br>[Swifty] Bitch it`s too late<br>[Eminem] Cause once you`re hung from the drapes, it`s curtains<br><br>[Swifty]<br>I`m an instigator, .380 slug penetrator<br>Degradin, creatin murders to kill haters<br>Accused for every crime known through the equator<br>They knew I did it (uh-huh) for havin blood on my `gators<br>My weed`ll hit yo` chest like a double barrel gauge an`<br>I`m a black grenade that`ll blow up in yo` face {*BLAM*}<br>With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi I do shit on purpose<br>You never hear me say, "Forgive me"<br>I`m snatchin every penny - it gotta be that way nigga, face it<br>That weed I sold to you, Brigade laced it<br>You hidin, I make the president get a facelift<br>Niggaz just afraid, handin me they bracelets<br>Chillin in the lab wasted<br>I`m the type that`ll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic<br>Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site<br>And even at the Million Man March, we gon` fight<br><br>Chorus: Eminem<br><br>So you can suck my dick if you don`t like, my shit<br>Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick<br>Cause I don`t give a fuck if you don`t like, my shit<br>Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick<br><br>[Bizarre]<br>I`m a compulsive liar, settin my preacher on fire<br>Slashin your tires, flyin down Fenkel and Meyers<br>Plates expired, soon as I`m hired, I`m fired<br>Jackin my dick off in a bed of barbed wire<br>(Hey, is Bizarre performing?) Bitch didn`t you read the flyer?<br>Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor<br>(Aren`t you a male dancer?) Nah bitch, I`m retired<br>Fuckin your bitch in the ass with a tire iron<br>I`m ripped, I`m on an acid trip<br>My DJ`s in a coma for lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*}<br>Lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*}<br>Lettin the record skip.. {*needle pops*} (Damn!)<br> {*DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beat*}<br>I`m fuckin anything when I`m snortin<br>It`s gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pit bull an abortion<br>{*dog whines*} Some bitch asked for my autograph<br>I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed<br>I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam<br>All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom<br><br>[Proof]<br>Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack<br>Weed laced with somethin {*gun cocks*} nigga pass that<br>In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats<br>At a `Stop the Violence` rally, I blast gats<br>Be your mom on publishin, get your ASCAP-ped<br>The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack<br>Run your motherfuckin pockets, ASAP<br>I don`t need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaq`s<br>Born loser, half theif and half black<br>Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at<br>Bitch smacker, rich rappers get they Jag jacked<br>and found chopped up in a trash bag<br><br>[Kuniva]<br>We stranglin rappers until the point they can`t yell<br>cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales<br>Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace<br>Gruesome, and causin more violence than nine hoodlums<br>I grapple your adam`s apple until it crackle<br>Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you<br>Get executed, cuz I`m a "Luni"<br>I got a "Yukmouth" and it`s polluted<br>I cock it back then shoot it<br>I love snatchin up players thugs and young ballers<br>Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers<br>Brigade barricade to bring the noise<br>While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys<br>If I go solo, I`m doin a song with Bolo<br>A big Chinese nigga, screamin "Kuniva yo yo.."<br>I leave ya face leakin, run up in church <br>and smack the preacher while he`s preachin<br>Take a swing at the deacon<br><br>[Kon Artis]<br>I used to tell cats I sold weed and weight<br>I was straight `til I got caught sellin em shake<br>I`m ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent<br>I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent<br>with the superintendent`s daughter, my brain`s out of order<br>I`ve been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin in water<br>In cahoots with this nigga named Carlisle Von<br>who got fired from UPS for tryin to send you a bomb<br>(Special delivery!) I signed to a local label for fun<br>Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run<br>Driveby you in the rain while you carry your son<br>Call your house and hang up on you for not givin me none<br>Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun<br>Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin they funds<br>Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin some one`s<br>`til I met your fat mama, now I`m rollin in dough<br><br>Chorus<br><br>[Eminem]<br>Haha.. suck my motherfuckin dick<br>D-12.. Dirty motherfuckin Dozen<br>Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands<br>Bizarre kid<br>Swifty McVeigh<br>The Kon Artis<br>The Kuniva<br>Dirty Harry<br>Haha, and Slim Shady..