Beach Song

<br>Sand is hurting my tender feet<br>The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine<br>I hate the people on the beach<br>With their towels and umbrellas<br>They`re so insane<br>I don`t wanna be on the beach! No! (x2)<br>I don`t wanna be on the beach!<br>I don`t wanna be on the beach! No!<br>I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she<br>Lies on the beach like a barrier reef<br>Soaking up the stupid sun<br>While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun<br>I don`t wanna be on the beach! No fun! (x2)<br>I don`t wanna be on the beach!<br>I don`t wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!<br>(x2)<br>This is no way to spend a summer<br>I`ve got sand caked on my feet<br>I gave my ice cream to a shark<br>And now I`ve got nothing to eat<br>No fun!<br>I don`t wanna be on the beach! No fun!<br>I don`t wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!<br>I don`t wanna be on the beach!<br>I don`t wanna be on the beach! No fun.