The Diary Of Horace Wimp

<br>=== ===== == ====== ====<br>Monday:Late again,today,he`d be in trouble though<br>he`d say he was sorry,he`d have to hurry out the bus.<br>Tuesday:Horace was so sad,he`d never had a girl that he<br>could care for,and if he was late once more,he`d be out.<br> CHORUS<br> Don`t be afraid,just knock on the door,<br> Well he just stood there mumblin` and fumblin`.<br> Then a voice from above said--<br> "Horace Wimp,this is your life,<br> Go out and find yourself a wife.<br> Make a stand and be a man,<br> And you will have a great life plan."<br>Wednesday:Horace met a girl,she was small and she<br>was very pretty,he thought he was in love,he was afraid.<br>Thursday:Asks her for a date,the cafe down the street<br>tomorrow evening,his head was reeling,<br>when she said "Yes O.K."<br> Repeat Chorus<br>Friday:Horace,this is it,he asks the girl if maybe they<br>could marry,when she says "gladly." Horace cries.<br>Sunday:Everybody`s at the church,when Horace<br>rushes in and says "Now here come my wife,<br>for the rest of my life." and she did.<br> Repeat Chorus