Zero

<br>Well I can hear him snorin` over the phone <br>Leaves boring messages on my machine <br>He`s talkin` to me but there`s nobody home<br>He don`t go mano think`s that is obscene <br>You`re a zero on my rock-o-meter <br>You wanna get hot, go turn on a heater <br>Let`s go 6-5-0 <br>Yeah yeah baby, you`re a zero <br>Yeah yeah you`re nobody`s hero <br>You`re always drinkin beer-o <br>You look just like a gyro <br>You`re a zero baby just a zero <br>He wants to check it check it check it out with me <br>He`s never even been to Valley Faire <br>Sorry baby cause I`m too busy <br>His mom writes his name on his underwear <br>Yeah yeah baby, you`re a zero <br>Yeah yeah you`re nobody`s hero <br>You`re always drinkin beer-o <br>You look just like a gyro <br>You`re a zero baby just a zero <br>Yeah yeah baby, you`re a zero <br>Yeah yeah you`re nobody`s hero <br>You`re always drinkin beer-o <br>You look like Bob DeNiro <br>You`re a zero baby just a zero <br>Yeah yeah baby you`re a zero