Zeppelin Song

<br>Will you accept a collect call<br>From Robert Plant?<br>We picked him up on Vine<br>On a bus bench singing that song he will not stop<br>This is not the first time<br>He was so cute (yeah yeah)<br>Jonny Punk Rock, so cynical<br>You woulda jumped him too<br>But now the song remains<br><br>Why are the burners always toast?<br>Why are the stoners always stoned?<br>Why did the chicken cross the road?<br>The Zeplin song<br><br>I got a job minimum wage &amp; a tabledance <br>He drinks my beer and plays guitar<br>He`s on my bed wasted every night when I come home<br>Play the same `ol lead again &amp; again..<br><br>Sometimes I gotta say shutup<br>Sometimes I gotta say so what<br>I don`t think that it`s so punk<br>What`s with the Zeplin song<br><br>Sometimes I gotta unwind<br>Sometimes I gotta hide<br>Sometimes erase and rewind<br>I gotta throw the trash out<br>He`s buying a stairway to hell <br>Yeah that is him<br>Playin` the zeplin song again &amp; again &amp; again &amp; again &amp; again &amp; again<br><br>I`m a guitar<br>A Les Paul single cut away<br>Please don`t play that song on me again<br>I`ll explode<br>I`ll break all my strings and start playing shit<br>Like the Sex Pistols or anything<br>Son House or the Blues<br><br>Why does he rain on my parade?<br>Why does the song remain the same?<br>I can`t remember my own name<br>I work for minimum wage<br>Oh go tell it to Jimmy Page<br>At the crossroads with the deal he made<br>Cuz that song ain`t goin` away<br>Oh God the Zeplin song<br>No no the Zeplin song<br>Here comes the Zeplin song<br>Oh God the Zeplin song<br>SHUT UP!