Snakes And Ladders

<br>He<br> In a shopping mall<br>Finally met the perfect girl<br> She is all that matters<br>The only one in all the world<br> Like a Barbie doll<br>Oh love is snakes and ladders<br>Snakes and ladders<br>She<br> Just to have and hold<br>Is the perfect air-brushed angel<br> Makes you hot just looking at her<br>Stapled into all his braincells<br> Like a centerfold<br>Oh love is snakes and ladders<br>Snakes and ladders<br>Get to the top and slide back down<br>Get to the bottom climb back up<br>Buy the townhouse<br>Call the preacher<br>Get to the bottom climb back up<br>Get to the top and slide back down<br>Get to the bottom climb back up<br>Set up credit for the lovely creature<br>The lovely creature<br>He<br> On a corporate climb<br>Set his sights on power for her<br> On a silver platter<br>He gave up happy hour for her<br> Perrier and lime<br>Oh love is snakes and ladders<br>Snakes and ladders<br>She<br> In a handsome world<br>Put her mind to social graces<br> All the privileged chatter<br>Setting pretty table places<br> For the girls in pearls<br>Oh love is snakes and ladders<br>Snakes and ladders<br>Get to the top and slide back down<br>Get to the bottom climb back up<br>Buy the carphone--<br>Call the broker<br>Get to the bottom climb back up<br>Get to the top and slide back down<br>Get to the bottom climb back up<br>Buy the wife a diamond choker<br>A diamond choker<br>True love--true love--true love<br>He`s so nervous<br>New love--new love--new love<br>When he`s with her<br>Oh--he`s wasting away<br>True love--true love--true love<br>It`s so curious<br>New love--new love--new love<br>Just to kiss her<br>To kiss her--to kiss her--to kiss her<br>To kiss her--to kiss her--to kiss her<br>To kiss her he has to shave<br>She<br> In the gilded mirrors<br>In the swing of fancy places<br> Where the black ties flatter<br>Started seeing other faces<br> Young-fogie-financiers<br>Oh love is snakes and ladders<br>Snakes and ladders<br>See<br> In the crimes of time<br>How the seasons steal away<br> How the rungs are shattered<br>First you`re green then you`re grey<br> Still the snakes unwind<br>Still playin` snakes and ladders<br>Snakes and ladders<br>Get to the top and slide back down<br>Get to the bottom climb back up<br>Sell the vineyard<br>Call the lawyer<br>Get to the bottom climb back up<br>Get to the top and slide back down<br>Get to the bottom climb back up<br>Gather garbage to destroy her<br>To destroy her<br>Ladders--ladders--ladders<br>The perfect girl<br>Ladders--ladders--ladders<br>The paper chase Love is snakes and ladders<br>Ladders--ladders--ladders<br>The social whirl<br>Ladders--ladders<br>The rat race<br> Barbie doll<br>1988 Crazy Crow Music BMI