King Of Comedy

<br>(Berry/Buck/Mills/Stipe)<br><br><br><br>Make your money with a suit and tie<br>Make your money with shrewd denial<br>Make your money expert advice,<br>If you can wing it<br>Make your money with a power ply<br>Make your money with a buyout bribe<br>Make it lie as long as you mean it<br><br>I`m not king of comedy,<br>Grease the pig, give a squeeze (squeeze me)<br><br>Make your money with exploitation<br>Make it holy illumination<br>Say a prayer at every station<br>Don`t forget to ask for mercy<br>Make your money with a pretty face<br>Make it easy with product placement<br>Make it charged with controversy<br>I`m straight, I`m queer, I`m bi<br><br>I`m not king of comedy,<br>I`m not your magazine,<br>I`m not your television<br><br>Make your money, make it rich<br>Make it young and make it quick<br>Make your money on the jukebox, baby,<br>It`s pick up sticks,<br>Make your enemies, make your moves<br>Make your critics fumble through<br>Make it smart and make it schmooze<br>Make it look easy<br><br>I`m not king of comedy,<br>I`m not your magazine,<br>I`m not your television,<br>I`m not your movie screen<br>I`m not commodity (all together now)<br>I`m not commodity<br>I`m not commodity<br>I`m not commodity<br>I`m not commodity<br>I`m not commodity