Your Father And I

<br>It was the middle of winter<br>And I drove us in my car<br>The snow started falling<br>So we stopped off at a bar<br>The beer started flowing<br>And your mother and I took the floor<br>But by the last dance we were tired<br>So I booked a room next door<br>So if anyone asks you<br>If you come from Heaven above<br>You`re from a one star hotel<br>With a five star passionate love<br>It was a hot summers day<br>And we drove there in our car<br>And your father was thirsty<br>So we had to find a bar<br>Well he couldn`t stop drinking<br>And he couldn`t stand on his feet<br>We had to walk to a hotel<br>And book ourselves into a suite<br>So if the teachers asks you<br>Are you from Heaven or are you from Hell<br>You`re from a one star drunken screw<br>In a one star motel<br>Yes if the teachers asks you<br>Are you from Heaven or are you from Hell<br>You`re from a pitch black toilet<br>In a highway Taco Bell<br>I`ll remember the birth<br>For the rest of my time on this land<br>Your mother sweating buckets<br>And me holding onto her hand<br>Well your father way absent<br>He claimed he couldn`t find the ward<br>Just tugging on mescal<br>Trying to eat the umbilical cord<br>So if anyone asks you<br>Do you know where you`re from, say yes<br>You`re from your mother`s womb<br>And your father`s stinking breath<br>And if they ask you how you got here<br>Tell them just what it took<br>Your father`s stinking breath<br>And your mother`s stinking luck<br>Your father and I won`t tell the whole truth<br>Your father and I won`t tell the truth