Sheepfarming in the Falklands

<br>Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands<br>Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty`s forces are coming<br>Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands<br>Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty`s forces are coming<br>Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands<br>Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty`s forces are coming<br><br>Fuck off to the Falklands for your sea-faring fun<br>Big man`s jerk off dreamland, looking down the barrel of a gun<br>Friggin` in the riggin` another imperialist farce<br>Another page of British history to wipe the national arse<br>The royals donated Prince Andrew as a show of their support<br>Was it just luck the only ship that wasn`t struck was the one on which he fought?<br>Three cheers for good old Andy, let`s take a pic for his mum<br>And stick it up the royal, stick it up the royal, stick it up the royal album<br><br>Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands<br>Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty`s forces are coming<br><br>Onward Thatcher`s soldiers, it`s your job to fight...<br>&quot;And, you know, I don`t really give a toss if the cause is wrong or right,<br>My political neck means more to me than the lives of a thousand men,<br>If I felt it might be of use to me I`d do it all over again.<br>The Falklands was really a coverup job to obscured the mistakes I`ve made,<br>And you know I think gamble I took could certainly be said to have paid.<br>With unemployment at an all-time high and the country falling apart<br>I, Winston Thatcher, reign supreme in this great nations` heart.&quot;<br><br>Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands<br>Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty`s forces are coming<br><br>While the men who fought her battles are still expected to suffer<br>Thatcher proves in parliament that she`s just a fucking nutter<br>The iron lady`s proved her metal, has struck with her fist of steel<br>Has proved that a heart that is made out of lead is a heart that doesn`t feel<br><br>Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands<br>Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty`s forces are coming<br><br>Now Thatcher says... &quot;Oh raunchy Ron, we`ve fought our war<br>Now it`s your turn to prove yourself in El Salvador<br>I`ve employed Micheal Heseltine to deal with P.R.<br>He`s an absolute prick, but a media star<br>He`ll advocate the wisdom of our cruise missile plan<br>Then at last I`ll have a penis just like every other man<br>They can call it penis envy, but they`ll pay the price for it...<br>But the peasants are hungry Mags, &quot;Let them eat shit&quot;<br><br>Sheep farming in the Falklands, re-arming in the fucklands<br>Fucking sheep in the homelands, her majesty`s forces are coming<br><br>Who the fuck cares, we`re all having fun?<br>Mums and dads happy as their kids play with guns<br>The media loved it, when all`s said and done...<br>&quot;Britain`s bulldog`s off the leash&quot; said the Sun<br>As the Argies and Brits got crippled or died<br>The bulldog turned around and crapped in our eyes.<br>Brit wit, hypocrite, don`t you yet realise<br>You`re not playing with toys, you`re playing with lives...<br>You piss straight up in your self-righteous rage<br>Wilfs, goms and gimps in the nuclear age<br>Four minute warning, what a shock,<br>Well balls to you rocket cock<br>You`re old and you`re ill and you`re soon going to die<br>You`ve got nothing to lose if you fill up the skies<br>You`d take us all with you, yeah, it`s tough at the top<br>You slop bucket, shit filled, puss ridden, death pimp snot..YAH FUCK