Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
Количество артистов: 43,846 Количество текстов песен: 642,600
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Артист: Da YoopersНазвание : Da Anniversary SongДанные: текст песни / слова песни Жанры : comedy humor funny beer michigan Видео:
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Honey do you remember What day it is today? Remember that special occasion On that beautiful morning in May You wore a rented tuxedo We had champagne on ice Both of our families were gathered And everyone acted so nice Your Uncle Earnie`s funeral That`s a party I`ll never forget That`s when you got sick on that kessler And those ??? that you ate You spent the night in the bathroom You missed all the fun that we had We took Uncle Earnie to town for last call And sent him home in a cab... And boy was your aunt wild The older you get The more you forget To remember what you should recall You fill in the blanks in you memory with things That may not have happened at all You never remember my birthday But you know when deer season comes You ought to be shot Because I know you forgot It`s our anniversary you bum Remember the day we were married Don`t tell me that you forgot How I walked down the isle with my daddy And my bouqet of Forget-Me-Nots Remember that beautiful moment When you looked deep into my eyes You slipped the ring on my finger And everyone started to cry That`s when somebody ripped one I think it was your Uncle Slim It ecohed so loud in the rafters I thought the whole church would cave in Then as the gas started spreading Your mother passed out on the floor The old bags were screaming and fainting The croud made a dash for the door... Including me and your brother and dad The older you get The more you forget To remember what you should recall You fill in the blanks in you memory with things That may not have happened at all You never remember my birthday But you know when deer season comes You ought to be shot Because I know you forgot It`s our anniversary you bum It`s our anniversary you bum It`s our anniversary you bum | Похожие исполнители:
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