Rusty Chevrolet

<br>C`mon, cmon!<br><br>C`mon, you can do it!<br><br>(car starts)<br><br>All right!<br><br>Dashing through the snow<br><br>in my Rusty Chevrolet<br><br>Down the road I go<br><br>Sliding all the way<br><br>I need new piston rings<br><br>I need some new snow tires<br><br>My car is held together<br><br>By a piece of chicken wire<br><br>CHORUS<br><br>Oh, rust and smoke, the heater`s broke<br><br>The door just blew away<br><br>I light a match to see the dash<br><br>And then I start to pray<br><br>The frame is bent, the muffler went<br><br>The radio, it`s okay<br><br>Oh what fun it is to drive<br><br>This Rusty Chevrolet<br><br>I went to the IGA<br><br>To get some Christmas cheer<br><br>I just passed up my left front tire<br><br>And it`s getting hard to steer<br><br>Speeding down the highway<br><br>Right past a county cop<br><br>I have to drag my swampers<br><br>Just to get the car to stop<br><br>(chorus)<br><br>(instrumental)<br><br>Bpuncing through the snowdrifts<br><br>In a big blue cloud of smoke<br><br>People laugh as I drive by<br><br>And I wonder what`s the joke<br><br>Got to get to Wal-Mart<br><br>To pick up the lay-away<br><br>`Cause Santa Claus is coming soon<br><br>In his big old rusty sleigh<br><br>(chorus)