I Don`t Understand My Girlfriend

<br>I thought it would be dandy<br>If I bought that girl some candy<br>How was I to know she was allergic to chocolate<br>I thought it would be fine<br>If we shared a glass of wine<br>She said, "On no, not another alcoholic." <br><br>Chorus:<br>I don`t understand my girlfriend<br>I haven`t got a clue<br>I don`t know where she`s coming from<br>Or where she`s going to<br>But if opposites attract<br>Then I found the perfect woman, Jack<br>I don`t understand my girlfriend<br>She don`t understand me, too <br><br>Yeah I thought I`d show some class<br>And order pheasant under glass<br>How was I to know she was an avid bird watcher <br><br>Repeat Chorus <br><br>She don`t understand me too<br>She don`t understand me too