The Momur

<br>Late last night<br><br>I was speaking with my wife<br><br>When she turned into a momur<br><br>Tried to put me uptight<br><br>I said &quot;you dont scare me&quot;<br><br>Then she let out a scream<br><br>Thats when my heart started jumpin<br><br>Like a broken t.v.<br><br><br><br>She was a momur and it was just like I told ya<br><br>She said &quot;you better watch out, I might bite a big hole in ya&quot;<br><br><br><br>The very next morning<br><br>I was watching cartoons<br><br>When I thought I saw a momur<br><br>It was you know who<br><br>Well, she backed me in a corner<br><br>Tried to kill me with a broom<br><br>And shouted personal remarks<br><br>From across the living room<br><br><br><br>She was a momur and it was just like I told ya<br><br>She said &quot;you better watch out, I might bite a big hole in ya&quot;<br><br><br><br>Late last night<br><br>I was speaking with my wife again<br><br>When she turned into a momur again<br><br>Tried to put me uptight again<br><br>She took me favorite guitar<br><br>And she smashed it on the floor<br><br>When she danced around on top of it,<br><br>I thought I might get sore<br><br><br><br>She was momur