Bedpost (1`33)

<br>Tied my baby down to the bedpost.<br>She begs me to do it, I just can`t tell her no.<br>Whipped my baby into a frenzy,<br>when she screams I know that she loves me.<br>She asks me to hit her,<br>she always punches back.<br>Can`t tell real love from a venomous attack.<br>Tied my baby down to the bedpost.<br>Can`t understand why my baby`s so mean.<br>She`s always making me ... do ... things.<br>Baby, baby, say that you love me.<br>(Die pig - plug in the hoover)<br>I know that she means it when she`s towering over me.<br>She doesn`t stop even when I get sore.<br>My baby yells for MORE! MORE! MORE!<br>Can`t understand why my baby`s so mean.<br>When we dance I hold her real close,<br>I don`t mind her stepping on my toes.<br>I love my baby and my baby loves the whip,<br>three of us together in the iron-fisted grip (OF LOVE).<br>She might not be the Marquis de Sade,<br>but when she hits me I see God.<br>When we dance I hold her real close.<br>Tied my baby down to the bedpost.