The Presidents Test for Physical Fitness

<br>Once upon a time me and vudi met<br><br>A major american rock star in a shop<br><br>We were immediately jealous of his hair<br><br>And his fuel-injected sports cock<br><br><br><br>He made the usual stupid sexual jokes<br><br>About the way he comes on top<br><br>But I could tell it was a lie<br><br>By the way that he walked<br><br><br><br>How did you pass the presidents test<br><br>Even if I cant match your ability to compete<br><br>At least give me a chance to cheat<br><br><br><br>He said, &quot;are you losers making fun<br><br>Of our serious vocation? <br><br>You just gotta bring the music to the people man<br><br>And then go score a hole in one.&quot;<br><br><br><br>The pleasures of a treadmill and the factory<br><br>Took all the innocence from his eyes<br><br>Leaving him to spurt unashamed<br><br>By the size of his dull suprise<br><br><br><br>How did you pass the presidents test<br><br>I never felt honest telling those virutous lies<br><br>And my toupee always gets into my eyes<br><br><br><br>How do you pass the presidents test<br><br>I dont even want to know my score<br><br>I dont know whos telling me the truth anymore<br><br><br><br>I said, &quot;the only thing that were good for<br><br>Is being forgotten.&quot;<br><br>And I know youre big enough of a star<br><br>To make sure that the job gets done<br><br><br><br>How do you pass the presidents test<br><br>I swear one day theyll build a monument<br><br>To the man with the most reasons for his embarassment<br><br><br><br>How do you pass the presidents test<br><br>No I dont even want to know my score<br><br>I dont know whos telling me the truth anymore