Saturday Night Special

<br>Yeah two feets they come a creepin<br><br>Like a black cat do<br><br>And two bodies are laying naked<br><br>Creeper thinks he got nothin to lose<br><br>So, he creeps up into this house yeah<br><br>And unlocks the door<br><br>And as a mans reaching for his trousers,<br><br>Shoots him full of thirty-eight holes<br><br><br><br>Its the saturday night special<br><br>Got a barrel thats so blue and cold<br><br>Aint good for nothin<br><br>But put a man six feet in the hole<br><br><br><br>Big jims been drinkin whiskey<br><br>And playin poker on a losin night<br><br>And pretty soon ol jim starts a-thinkin<br><br>Somebody been cheatin and lyin<br><br>So big jim commence to fightin<br><br>I wouldnt tell you no lie<br><br>Big jim done pull his pistol<br><br>And shot his friend right between the eyes<br><br><br><br>Its the saturday night special<br><br>Got a barrel thats so blue and cold<br><br>Aint good for nothin<br><br>But put a man six feet in the hole<br><br><br><br>Im gonna tell you what you<br><br>Can do with it too<br><br>Hand guns are made for killin<br><br>They aint no good for nothin else<br><br>And if you like to drink your whiskey<br><br>You might even shoot yourself<br><br>So why dont we dump them people<br><br>To the bottom of the sea<br><br>Before some ol fool come around here<br><br>Wanna shoot either you or me<br><br><br><br>Its the saturday night special<br><br>Got a barrel thats so blue and cold<br><br>Aint good for nothin<br><br>But put a man six feet in the hole<br><br><br><br>Its the saturday night special<br><br>Got a barrel thats so blue and cold<br><br>Aint good for nothin<br><br>But put a man six feet in the hole<br><br><br><br>Saturday night special<br><br>Its the saturday night special<br><br>Its the saturday night special