Leave The Lights On

<br>Feeling kind of bony<br><br>On the telephoney<br><br>Talking to marconi<br><br>Eating rice-a-roni<br><br>Nominated for a tony<br><br>For acting like a phoney<br><br>Watching twilight zoney<br><br>On my forty-two inch sony<br><br>This is just a long song<br><br>It aint no poem<br><br>Leave the lights on till your baby gets home<br><br><br><br>Its like sitting in the kitchen<br><br>When the musics really bitchin<br><br>Your nose it starts to itchin<br><br>As you count your old age pension<br><br>Did I forget to mention<br><br>The ride that I was hitchin<br><br>To the aluminum convention<br><br>I had such good intention<br><br>Keep your cotton pickin fingers off<br><br>My song poem<br><br>And leave the lights on till your baby gets home<br><br><br><br>Leave the lights on till your baby gets home<br><br>Leave the lights on till your baby gets home<br><br>Dont forget your toothbrush<br><br>Your hairbrush and your comb<br><br>Leave the lights on till your baby gets home<br><br>Got a big ol dog<br><br>A chrome crowbar<br><br>I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car<br><br><br><br>Me and billy shakespeare<br><br>Stepped out to get a root beer<br><br>We sat together so near<br><br>People thought we were queer<br><br>Punctuated by the big scare<br><br>We joined the air force right there<br><br>To defend our country first class<br><br>Who couldnt give a rats ass<br><br>Dont you tell me that the white house is my home<br><br>Leave the lights on till your baby gets home<br><br>Leave the lights on till your baby gets home<br><br>Leave the lights on till your baby gets home<br><br>Dont forget your toothbrush<br><br>Your hairbrush and your comb<br><br>Leave the lights on till your baby gets home<br><br>Got a big ol dog<br><br>A big iron bar<br><br>I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car<br><br>Its like kissing greta garbo with a mouth full of marbles<br><br>Like trying to cash a paycheck in the middle of a train wreck<br><br>Leave the lights on<br><br>Leave the lights on<br><br><br><br>Like trying to get aroundo in a carmade of bondo<br><br>Like speaking german lingo to a dog named dingo - plotz!!<br><br>Leave the lights on<br><br>Leave the lights on<br><br><br><br>Like a french fried quesadilla<br><br>In a franchised pizzeria<br><br>Leave the lights on<br><br>Leave the lights on<br><br><br><br>A big iron bar<br><br>I keep that mother humper in the back seat of my car.