Stick a Needle in My Eye

<br>Im awfully tired of the same old business<br><br>Kiss the babies, make em cry<br><br>Im only lookin for one good woman<br><br>Cross my heart and hope to die<br><br>Stick a needle in my eye, eye, eye<br><br><br><br>Got a load of mashed potatoes<br><br>Holdin gravy like a fishin hole<br><br>I know something that might sound funny<br><br>I got no money and my buddys broke<br><br>I got no money and my buddys broke<br><br><br><br>Counterculture, mother vulture<br><br>Post toasties and a quart of beer<br><br>Im only looking for a place to go to<br><br>Somebody ask me what Im doin here? <br><br>Somebody ask me what Im doin here? <br><br><br><br>A boneless breast and a crispy thigh<br><br>Sittin at the bar n giving me the eye<br><br>Black crows on a garbage can<br><br>What kind of fella do you think I am? <br><br>Stick a needle in my eye, eye, eye<br><br><br><br>Im fallin in with bad companions<br><br>My mind is weak and my throat is dry<br><br>Thanksgiving in the grand canyon<br><br>Cant keep my fingers off that country pie<br><br><br><br>Im awfully tired of the same old business<br><br>Kiss the babies, make em cry<br><br>Im only lookin for one good woman<br><br>Cross my heart and hope to die<br><br>Stick a needle in my eye, eye, eye<br><br>Stick a needle in my eye, eye, eye