MY NEW HOUSE

<br>My new house<br>You should see my house<br>My new house<br>You should see my new house<br><br><br><br>No rabbit hutch about it<br>I bought it off the baptists<br>I get the bills<br>And I get miffed<br>At the damn polyester fills <br>The interior is a prison unconscious<br><br><br><br>My new house<br>Keep away from my new house<br><br><br><br>Wash the drawers of pills<br>It`s got window sills<br>With lead centred in the middle of them<br><br><br><br>My new house<br>Is no beatnik hang-out<br><br><br><br>That Halifax copter<br>Sure dropped me a cropper<br><br><br><br>Sometimes I think I`ll ring Swine-Tax<br>And go back to my flat<br><br><br><br>But my new house<br>I do love the mad things about it<br><br><br><br>According to the postman<br>It`s like the bleeding Bank of England<br><br><br><br>Creosote tar fence surrounds it<br>Those razor blades eject when I press eject<br><br><br><br>My new house<br>Could easily crack a mortal, it<br><br><br><br>The spare room is fine<br>Though a little haunted<br>By Mr. Reagan who had hung himself at number 13<br>Mr. Reagan hung himself at number 13<br><br><br>It`ll be great when it`s decorated<br>My new house