Road Hog

<br>Have you ever been driving down the road<br>And come upon a fella who was just pokin` along,<br>Straddlin` the white line?<br>And when you`d try to pass him, he`d speed up?<br>Well, `round here we call this fella a Road Hog.<br>This is a story about him and his eventual end:<br>Well, me and my buddy went a riding last night<br>Me and my buddy went a riding last night<br>Popped a hill and we saw his lights<br>Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do.<br>Now, when we saw him we almost died<br>When we saw him we almost died<br>He was comin` at us on our side<br>Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do.<br>My buddy said, "That fella sure came mighty near.<br>Probably some learner who don`t know how to steer"<br>And then I saw his lights comin` up in my mirror<br>Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do.<br>He passed us a-going about a hundred, I guess<br>He passed us a-going about a hundred, I guess<br>And then he slowed down to twenty or less<br>Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do<br>I tooted my horn and I started to pass<br>I blinked my lights and I started to pass<br>And then that road hog stepped on the gas<br>Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do<br>He`d better get him up some money for bail<br>He`d better get him up some money for bail<br>`Cause tomorrow morning he`ll be in jail<br>Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do<br>The boys will have him in the moring behind bars<br>The boys will have him in the moring behind bars<br>`Cause I`m the County Sheriff in my unmarked car... he he he he<br>Road Hog, beep, beep, do do do do do, Road Hog, do do do do<br>Blow you horn, Has. Let`s get him, Norris.