The Star Struck Banner

<br>Theres entertainment news on the hotel tv<br><br>They run it for 24 hours<br><br>Where stars discuss celebrity<br><br>And celebrities talk about stars<br><br>And whos having who on so and sos set<br><br>The lifestyles of the rich and useless<br><br>From queen julia down to king kong<br><br>They got everybody singing that song<br><br>But everybodys got it wrong<br><br><br><br>It makes me stutter, makes me stammer<br><br>So lets fly it high<br><br>The star-struck banner<br><br>Heres how it works and heres a spanner<br><br>Stick it in!<br><br><br><br>I know that woman and she cant act<br><br>And I know who bought her breasts<br><br>Once she wanted to get to grips with me<br><br>Now she cant get me off her chest<br><br>I saw the photos of their wedding day<br><br>Now shes another gay divorcee<br><br>Well, they can blame it on the media but Im not buying<br><br>All their crocodile tears or their wolf crying<br><br>If you get it and you dont want it<br><br>Then youre not trying<br><br><br><br>It makes me stutter, makes me stammer<br><br>So lets fly it high<br><br>The star-struck banner<br><br>Heres how it works and heres a spanner<br><br>Stick it in!<br><br><br><br>I read the papers, looking for the news<br><br>All I see is excuses for irrelevance<br><br>If you thought no-one was dying then youd be excused<br><br>Its an insult to the unintelligent<br><br>(I burned bright for ten minutes one night<br><br>With a girl who had a bit part in ... who cares? <br><br>But my hard work failed when she checked my sales<br><br>And threw me down the stairs)<br><br><br><br>Me, Im just an armchair outlaw<br><br>Trying to make ends meet<br><br>But when I try a little psycho maths<br><br>Well it knocks me off my feet<br><br>Ive heard theres no gods left anymore<br><br>So what do we wanna make these new ones for? <br><br>Well just say our prayers like we know we should<br><br>Get on our knees and pray to holywood<br><br>But it aint gonna do us no good<br><br><br><br>It makes me stutter, makes me stammer<br><br>So lets fly it high<br><br>The star-struck banner<br><br>Heres how it works and heres a spanner<br><br>Stick it in!