B M F Main Theme

<br>Performed by Black Market Farts (B.M.F.)<br>(Hema Stulberg, John Bidochka, Rory Mitchell, Gil Beck, Col Reid)<br>Written by B.M.F.<br>(c) 1990 Crappy Music<br>--------------------------<br>Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to<br>The most popular B.M.F. concert<br>Tonight, twinkling his ivories and playing keyboards<br>Is Rory "Mr. Casio" Mitchell<br>And on the flaming aqua-blue guitar<br>Is Sonya`s Gil Beck, the sewer`s friend<br>Enjoy the show<br><br>CHORUS: B.M.F.<br> B.M.F.<br> B.M.F.<br> B.M.F.<br><br>Beating the largest instrument, and skin<br>Is J-Yawn Bi-di-bi-di.....that Ukrainian kid<br>And on the four-stringed thing that nobody likes<br>Is Col "Sodhed" "Mr. Colin" "Clo" Reid<br><br>CHORUS<br><br>And finally tonight, on the screaming<br>Is me: Mister Asshole<br><br>CHORUS<br><br>THE END