Even a Dog Can Shake Hands

<br>written by Warren Zevon, Peter Buck, Mike Mills, Bill Berry <br>Zevon Music Inc. BMI<br><br>Well, he`s trying to survive up on Mulholland Drive <br>He`s got the phone in the car in his hand <br>Everbody`s trying to be a friend of mine <br>Even a dog can shake hands<br><br>He wants twenty percent <br>`Cause he knew you back when <br>Now they all want a piece if the band <br>Everybody`s trying to be a friend of mine <br>Even a dog can shake hands<br><br>All the worms and the gnomes are having lunch at Le Dome <br>They`re all living off the fat of the land <br>Everbody`s trying to be a friend of mine <br>Even a dog can shake hands<br><br>Sign Page 42<br>We`ll do the rest for you<br>Find a way to make it pay <br>Don`t lose your head <br>You`ll end up dead <br>Or you`ll be living in the valley some day<br><br>You`ll be making the scene `til they pick your bones clean <br>No, they don`t leave much for the fans <br>Everybody`s trying to be a friend of mine <br>Even a dog can shake hands<br><br>Sign Page 42<br>We`ll do the rest for you <br>Find a way to make it pay <br>Don`t lose your head <br>You`ll end up dead <br>Or you`ll be living in the valley some day<br><br>Well, I`m trying to survive up on Mulholland Drive <br>And I get it any way I can <br>Everybody`s trying to be a friend of mine <br>Even a dog can shake hands