Rottweiler Blues

<br>written by Warren Zevon and Carl Hiaasen <br>1995 Zevon Music BMI<br><br>Got a Glock in the bedside table <br>Machine gun leaning by the bedroom door <br>Kevlar vest in the closet<br>Well, I wear it when I go to the store<br><br>Shadows on the window <br>Rustling in the hedge <br>Faces at the peephole <br>Footsteps on the ledge<br><br>If you come calling <br>He`ll be mauling with intent to maim<br>Don`t knock on my door<br>If you don`t know my Rottweiler`s name<br><br>Halogen lights in the driveway <br>Guardian Angels living next door <br>One hundred pounds of unfriendly persuasion<br>Sleeping on the Florida porch<br><br>Slackers in the market<br>Bangers in the mall <br>Skinheads on the golf course <br>Hunting for their balls<br><br>If you come calling <br>He`ll be mauling with intent to maim<br>Don`t knock on my door<br>If you don`t know my Rottweiler`s name<br><br>Well, he`s dreaming about an intruder or two <br>And the promise of burglar blood <br>He`s yearning to chew on a gangster tattoo <br>And to hear the proverbial sickening thud<br><br>Shadows on the window <br>Rustling in the hedge<br>Faces at the peephole <br>Footsteps on the ledge<br><br>If you come calling <br>He`ll be mauling with intent to maim <br>Don`t knock on my door <br>If you don`t know my Rottweiler`s name