Trouble Waiting to Happen

<br>written by Warren Zevon and J. D. Souther Zevon Music Inc. BMI<br><br>I woke up this morning and fell out of bed <br>Trouble waiting to happen <br>Should`ve quit while I was ahead <br>Trouble waiting to happen <br>I turned on the news to the Third World War <br>Opened up the paper to World War IV <br>Just when I thought it was safe to be bored <br>Trouble waiting to happen <br>Trouble waiting to happen<br><br>The mailman brought me the Rolling Stone <br>Trouble waiting to happen <br>It said I was living at home alone <br>Trouble waiting to happen <br>I read things I didn`t know I`d done<br>It sounded like alot of fun <br>I guess I`ve been bad or something <br>Trouble waiting to happen<br>Trouble waiting to happen<br><br>Trouble waiting to happen <br>Teardrops ready to start<br>Trouble waiting to happen to my heart<br><br>This just ain`t gonna be my day <br>Trouble waiting to happen <br>Things just ain`t gonna go my way <br>Trouble waiting to happen<br>My day was over by a quarter to ten <br>I climbed right back into bed again <br>I`d write this down if I could hold a pen <br>I might get better but I don`t know when<br>So I`m gonna wait right here `til then <br>Trouble waiting to happen <br>Trouble waiting to happen<br><br>Trouble waiting to happen<br>Teardrops ready to fall<br>Trouble waiting to happen to us all