Desperate For A Dog

<br>Mom and Dad<br>Can`t you see we`re sad?<br>Pining away for a canine<br>Wow is me<br>Oh the misery<br>We`d like a dog<br>We lack a dog<br>Alas! Alack-a-dee!<br><br>Chorus:<br>Desperate<br>Desperate for a dog<br>We`re just desperate for a dog!<br>Give us a puppy!<br>Not a gerbil or a frog<br>We`re just desperate for a dog!<br>Give us a pooch!<br><br>A kid`s best friend<br>To romp and frisk and bark<br>Lick your nose, shed on your clothes<br>Chase a frisbee in the park<br><br>Desperate<br>Desperate for a dog<br>We`re just desperate for a dog!<br><br>We`ve asked you politely<br>For a year or two<br>You always say we`ll see about it<br>Then you never do<br>Our friends all have got dogs<br>How do you thing we feel?<br>What`s the big deal?<br>A collie or a dalmatian<br>A poodle or an Alsatian<br>Maltese, Pekinese<br>Please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please!<br><br>Chorus<br><br>We`re begging!!!<br>Keep your hamster and your hog<br>We`re just desperate for a dog!<br><br>It`s no big thing<br>Any mutt will do<br>Let`s trot to the pound, pick out a hound<br>Find a shoe for him to chew<br><br>Chorus