Give Us A Mystery

<br>Who stole the great Hope Diamond?<br>What killed the Dinosaurs?<br>Who makes the finest pizza?<br>What`s in your brother`s dresser drawers?<br>Mysteries of life,<br>screaming to be solved.<br>Here we stand in our trenchcoats, <br>Dying to get involved.<br><br>Chorus: <br>We`re super-duper snoopers, <br>First class private eyes. <br>Figure outers, clearer uppers, <br>Mistresses of disguise. <br>We`ve got the know how, <br>We`ve got the knack. <br>Now all we need`s a case to crack. <br>We`re two super-duper snoopers. <br>Give us a mystery. <br>What is the Loch Ness Monster?<br>Why is the cherry on top?<br>Where is Amelia Earhart?<br>Who put the bop in the bopshoobopshoobop?<br>Are tomatoes a veggie or a fruit?<br>What is in that Barney suit?<br>To find out why or how, call who?<br>Us! When? Now!<br><br>Chorus <br><br>Give us a thing that makes no sense, look at us gather evidence.<br>A fingerprint, a ball of lint,<br>The slight aroma of peppermint.<br>A film of soap, a trand of rope,<br>Throw it beneath our microscope.<br>Let`s see...What can it be? Suddenly...<br>Aha!<br><br>Chorus <br><br>We`ve go the gear and everything.<br>now if the phone would only ring.<br>We`re two super-duper snoopers.<br>Give us a mystery! (Whoa!)<br>Give us a mystery! (Oh yeah!)<br>Give us a mystery!<br>We need a mystery!