Show And Tell

<br>Ashley: Yeah, yeah, Bob. That should do it.<br>Mary-Kate: Who was on the phone so early in the morning?<br>Ashley: Our friend, Bob. He wanted to know the best way to pretend he`s sick.<br>Mary-Kate: How come?<br>Ashley: First grade. he can`t take the pressure.<br><br>It`s Sunday night and tomorrow is the day<br>I`ll sit down in the circle <br>and Miss Cunningham will say...<br>&quot;Who`s brought something special,<br>who would like to share?&quot; <br>I`d rather eat raw spinach than be there!<br><br>Show and Tell, I just can`t take it<br>Show and Tell, I`ll never make it<br>Everybody brings such interesting things<br>But not me<br><br>Show and Tell, I`m gonna flunk it!<br>Show and Tell, I`ve always stunk at<br>Finding something cool<br>To show the other kids at school<br><br>Like Jennifer brought a sea shell<br>Jessica showed her snake<br>Justin brought his new little brother<br>A real live baby, give me a break!<br>Nicholas had a fossil<br>And Natalie had a skull<br>I looked on my shelf and said to myself<br>&quot;Dull, dull, dull!&quot;<br><br>Show and Tell, the others love it<br>He gets hives, just thinking of it<br>Anything I choose<br>Is sure to be a total snooze<br><br>Once I brought a marble,<br>A really pretty marble<br>The kids said &quot;Look...a marble...&quot;<br>I thought I was gonna die<br><br>A Show and Tell day victim<br>But Mondays, now, I`ve licked them<br>I stand on two feet and tell a complete<br>Lie, lie, lie!<br><br>Like Show and Tell-oops, I forgot mine!<br>Show and Tell-a hunter shot mine!<br>Lost it on the way-Is it Show and Tell<br>Today? Ahh gee!<br><br>Show and Tell-a freight train hit mine!<br>Show and Tell-a pitbull bit mine!<br>Had it in my hand-I just don`t <br>understand, where did it go?<br><br>Show and Tell-has lit a fire<br>In the heart of this little liar-I didn`t know<br>it could fly, Mrs. Cunningham, really!<br>Show and Tell-my brother ate it!<br>Show and Tell-my dog peed on it?<br><br>Show and Tell-turns out I was allergic to it<br>and I got this rash and I couldn`t breathe<br>and my mother said<br>&quot;Drop that thing before it kills you&quot;<br>Honest!<br><br>Show and Tell