Monster Mash

<br>I was working in the lab late one night <br>When my eyes beheld an eerie sight <br>For my monster from his slab began to rise <br>And suddenly to my surprise <br><br><br>He did the mash <br>He did the monster mash <br>The monster mash <br>It was a graveyard smash <br>He did the mash <br>It caught on in a flash <br>He did the mash <br>He did the monster mash <br><br><br>>From my laboratory in the castle east <br>To the master bedroom where the vampires feast <br>The ghouls all came from their humble abodes <br>To get a jolt from my electrodes <br><br><br>They did the mash <br>They did the monster mash <br>The monster mash <br>It was a graveyard smash <br>They did the mash <br>It caught on in a flash <br>They did the mash <br>They did the monster mash <br><br><br>The zombies were having fun <br>The party had just begun <br>The guests included Wolf Man <br>Dracula and his son <br><br><br>The scene was rockin`, all were digging the sounds <br>Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds <br>The coffin-bangers were about to arrive <br>With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five" <br><br><br>They played the mash <br>They played the monster mash <br>The monster mash <br>It was a graveyard smash <br>They played the mash <br>It caught on in a flash <br>They played the mash <br>They played the monster mash <br><br><br>Out from his coffin, Drac`s voice did ring <br>Seems he was troubled by just one thing <br>He opened the lid and shook his fist <br>And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?" <br><br><br>It`s now the mash <br>It`s now the monster mash <br>The monster mash <br>And it`s a graveyard smash <br>It`s now the mash <br>It`s caught on in a flash <br>It`s now the mash <br>It`s now the monster mash <br><br><br>Now everything`s cool, Drac`s a part of the band <br>And my monster mash is the hit of the land <br>For you, the living, this mash was meant too <br>When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you <br><br><br>Then you can mash <br>Then you can monster mash <br>The monster mash <br>And do my graveyard smash <br>Then you can mash <br>You`ll catch on in a flash <br>Then you can mash <br>Then you can monster mash