Waltz Darling

<br>written by: Malcolm McLaren/David Lebolt<br>INTRODUCING LOURDES & PRETTY FATT<br>A sweet tuxedo girl you see<br>Queen of ball society<br>Fond of fun<br>As fun as fond can be<br>When it`s on the strict Q.T.<br>I`m not too young<br>I`m not too old<br>Not too timid<br>Not too bold<br>Just the kind you like to hold<br>Just the kind for sport I`m told<br>Hell`s a poppin<br>When I`m waltzing<br>In my stockings<br>Hell`s a poppin in the whole wide world<br>I`m a blushing bud of innocence<br>Says Papa at a big expense<br>Old maids say I have no sense<br>Boys declare I`m just immense<br>For my song I do conclude<br>I want it strictly understood<br>Though fond of fun, I`m never rude<br>Though not too bad I`m not too good<br>Never put your hands on a man except in dancing<br>Whispering, giggling at the same time have no place<br>In good society<br>Don`t think you can be rude to anyone and escape<br>Wh, wh, whispering is always rude<br>Don`t hang on to anyone for support<br>Don`t stand or walk with your chest held in and<br>Your hips forward in an imitation of a reverse letter S