Passout Song

<br>Woke up this morning, how I got here I haven`t a clue<br>In my mouth there is this foul taste, such a hangover,<br>What the hell did I do?<br>I ran to the store to get a drink to quench the thirst<br>And the clerks began to laugh<br>I ran to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and<br>I saw what those bastards were laughing at<br><br><br>Last night really was a blur,<br>Got with the boys and drank liquor<br>People were dropping like bowling pins,<br>That`s when the fun started setting in<br>Some lost eyebrows, some lost hair,<br>Some got duct-taped to a chair<br>Some got bold and tried to fight,<br>Some got tied in Christmas lights<br>The magic marker was running wild,<br>Many ended up in a dog pile<br>Kitty whiskers, muttons and stars,<br>We`ve got the feathers you bring the tar<br><br><br>Chorus:<br>OLA OLA OLA DRI-A, OLA OLA OLA DRI-O,<br>OLA OLA OLA DRI-A<br>This is a passout song!!!!<br><br><br>(Repeat Chorus)<br><br><br>The night progressed and so did we,<br>Those asleep were in for misery<br>Some got painted like a clown,<br>Some ran naked through the town<br>Jelly donuts in the pants, give us another table dance<br>Some got wild some got crazy,<br>Some didn`t move just too lazy<br>Pour Nyquil in his cup,<br>Tonight we are gonna do him up<br><br><br>Looks like someone is cooking up a tasty dish,<br>Hey Willow how`s the fish!<br><br><br>(Repeat Chorus) x4