Brandons Freestyle

<br>Brandons Freestyle<br><br><br><br>Who wants to taste my chamuso<br>You want to kiss my chamuso<br>im gonna give it to you now<br>Who like my chopsticks<br>Hit you in the shin with my little less stick<br>Yellow<br>If you want to see me eat jello<br>I never seen nothing like you before<br>I can kick you Higher than you can kick me<br>I can kick you way up into a tree<br>Who wants a taste of my Volon Tea<br>Whoa Who Ha Te Che Che<br>Everybody in the phone book named Chai <br>Wanna see my wife<br>Never good going to the gong with a bang<br>Waaa<br><br>Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball<br>But thats not right<br>Nah it aint real life<br>Youa Flaw<br>Down in break a Leg<br>Everybody wanna see me break a neck<br>Well I dont but I like fried rice<br>And I aint got rice<br>Ching Chang Woo Ching Wang woo rice<br>That aint nice<br>Fraud for the cookie<br>I always sold it twice<br>Delivery Free but not from me<br>Only for a dollar fifty <br>Fifty five <br>Wanna see me goga<br>Hurt you with the line Hyiaaaa<br>Wow when I hit you<br>With the shit, door split<br>Take a shit after you eat my dick<br>Kung foo<br>Want my buffet<br>You fucking gay<br>Ayh Wlo hit you with the hay<br>Stay the fuck away<br>Hit you in the balls<br>Only Americans eat duck sauce<br>And my soy sauce is for you<br>I can put it in your shoe<br><br><br><br><br>Watch this<br>I can tiptoe while you take a piss<br>In my bathroom spy on you<br>While you little boy shits<br>Whooooooooya <br>I can kick you if you dont pay the bill<br>And if you want a little bit thats fifty cents<br>Bitch<br>Everything costs a little bit<br>So dont expect nothing for free<br>At least not from me<br>Ching Chang Chooee<br>I got you from Taiwan city<br>At Hong Kong I just want a bong<br>And I can do it all night long<br>And dont expect me for a beer kong<br>I can get you and tackle you thank you<br>Never see me where I get you I beg you<br>Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage<br>And make you feel all my rage<br>Poke you with a little stick till you pay<br>Before these two come and rape me<br>God damn a chip burn blew away my whole city<br>Ho che min shoot a load on your chin<br>God damn this here is goin to debay<br>And if you wanna come on then<br>You can work in to my world <br>Let the yellow shit begin<br>Hooooyga <br>Cant retain<br>I gotcha cookin choya brain<br>And its called Egg foo Yung Eynlo minn<br>So come on then baby and have us a buffet<br>Whooyaaaa<br>Haaaaaaaaa<br>Yola cann en dayde<br>Ha en doy den geh ha ha ha<br>Huh Huh Huuh<br><br><br>(sent in by Liam McKenna)