Hangover Mondays

<br>My bedroom smells like stale beer and cold McDonalds<br>fries I woke up for my interview with mucus in my eyes<br>My morning pee reminds me of a sprinkler I once stole,<br>Do you know how hard it is to get 3 streams in I bowl<br>Chorus<br>Hangover Mondays- Tuesday looking great<br>Hangover-over Monday- I burped to taste the dinner fries I ate<br>My image in mirror keeps moving in frame<br>To the rhythmic pulsing pounding of the blood in my<br>brain It`s- hard-.Its hard to find my toothbrush since its use<br>the<br>night before It gathered up a -hairball I when I found<br>it on the floor Hangover Monday take a little Advil for<br>the head Hangover Monday this is what my mother<br>always said...<br>Your liver gonna kill you<br>your livers gonna kill you<br>just wait and see<br>So I`ll get another one like David Crosby<br>Hangover Monday`s and Mickey Mantle<br>Hangover Monday`s after all this<br>I`m sure a transplant I could handle<br>I unplugged the phone sometime around four<br>When my girlfriend called to yell at me about<br>my arm around a whore<br>I couldn`t recall this woman as I scratched my throbbing head<br>`Till I found her passed out naked on the floor besides my bed<br>Hangover Monday`s I woke her then I called a cab<br>Hangover Monday`s she told me that the sex was really bad