Tuesday Afternoon

<br>Josie was one of those easy girls who had wide eyes,<br>and she was drawn in by the incense at the Mission Room Bar.<br>You know, once she got in, the boys attacked her like a movie star.<br>As soon as she got nervous she was drinkin` and smokin`,<br>like a lover caught chokin` on another man`s bone.<br>But clicking her heels wouldn`t get her home,<br>she called me laughin` from a pay-phone.<br>CHORUS<br>On this Tuesday afternoon,<br>Josie got caught in the Mission Room<br>Where the men are crazy and the women are too,<br>before you know it`s Wednesday<br>In the afternoon, in the afternoon<br>Just before 2:15 in the morning,<br>Josie was doing the Hustle with a ruffneck named James.<br>And they were bumpin` and grindin` and grindin` and bumpin`.<br>As soon as she was willing, Jimmy`s jeep was rollin`,<br>and her lips were swollen from the fat shit she was tokin`.<br>By 4 o`clock his waterbed was broken,<br>she called me nervous from his cell-phone.<br>CHORUS<br>It ended on a Wednesday afternoon.<br>Josie arrived at my apartment with mascara running down her cheeks.<br>She was crying like a baby, saying: What a mistake!<br>I had to sit on my hands to keep them from slapping her face.<br>`Cause as soon as I asked her if she used protection,<br>I saw Josie`s complexion turn a shade of gray.<br>Now what am I supposed to say?<br>Just don`t party on a weekday.<br>CHORUS