Stone The Crowes

<br>(Narrator)<br>Pharaoh said<br><br>(Pharaoh)<br>Well stone the crows<br>This Joseph is a clever kid<br>Who`d have thought that fourteen cows<br>Could mean the things he said they did?<br><br>Joseph, you must help me further<br>I have got a job for you<br>You shall lead you through this crisis<br>You shall be my number two<br><br>(Narrator & Female Ensemble)<br>Pharaoh told his guards to fetch<br>A chisel form the local store<br>Whereupon he ordered them<br>To cut the chains that Joseph wore<br><br>Joseph got a royal pardon<br>And a host of splendid things<br>A chariot of gold, a cloak<br>A medal and some signet rings<br><br>Joseph-<br>Pharaoh`s number two<br>Joseph-<br>Egypt looks to you<br><br>(Joseph, Narrator & Female Ensemble)<br>Joseph-<br>Pharaoh`s number two<br>Joseph-<br>Egypt looks to you<br><br>(Narrator & Female Ensemble)<br>Seven summers on the trot<br>Were perfect just as joseph said<br>Joseph saw that food was gathered<br>Ready for the years ahead<br>Seven years of famine followed<br>Egypt didn`t mind a bit<br>The first recorded rationing<br>In history was a hit<br><br>(Female Ensemble)<br>Joseph how can we ever say<br>All that we want to about you<br>We`re so glad that you came our way<br>We would have perished without you<br><br>(Pharaoh)<br>Joseph we are the perfect team<br>Old buddies, that`s you and me<br>I was wise to have chosen you<br>You`ll be wise to agree<br><br>(Female Ensemble)<br>Joseph how can we ever say<br>All that we want to about you<br>We`re so glad that you came our way<br>We would have perished without you<br><br>(Pharaoh)<br>We were in a jam<br>Would have baffled Abraham<br>But now we`re a partnership<br>It`s just a piece of cake<br><br>(Female Ensemble)<br>Greatest man since Noah<br>Only goes to shoah<br><br>(Joseph)<br>Anyone from anywhere can make it<br>If they get a lucky break<br><br>(Narrator & Female Ensemble)<br>This could be a happy ending<br>Perfect place to stop the show<br>Joseph after all has gone<br>About as far as he can go<br><br>But I`m sure that Jacob and<br>His other sons have crossed your mind<br>How had famine hit the family<br>Joseph left behind?