We`re Not Very Cool

<br>I love my poster of Thomas Edison<br>I cry when I spill my ear medicine<br>I eat prunes when I watch Dr. Quinn<br>And I idolize the Olsen Twins<br>We`re not very cool, not very cool<br>We don`t get invited to parties<br>And we get beat up at school<br>My Mommy says not to pick that scab<br>And that band Oasis is real fab<br>I still have training wheels on my bike<br>I can`t believe Tina broke up with Ike<br>We`re not very cool, not very cool<br>We enjoy playing Pick-Up-Sticks<br>And peeing in public pools<br>My face goes red when I say "boobs"<br>I go to grade 8 dances and shake my groove . . . thang<br>My Snoopy lunch box works real nice<br>Don`t wanna borrow my comb cause I have lice<br>We`re not very cool, not very cool<br>I never stay up past 8 o`clock<br>Cause that`s against my mommy`s rule<br>Whoopi Goldberg is a bowser<br>Here`s a tribute to Doogie Howser<br>I think Captain Kirk could take Picard<br>Seeing my Grandmother naked left emotional scars<br>So I have the urge to iron everything now<br>But I`m not allowed to use it so I guess I`ll sing now<br>We`re not very cool, not very cool<br>When we go to outer space<br>We`ll challenge Darth Vader to a duel<br>We`re not very cool, not very cool<br>We`re not very cool,<br>But at least we`re cooler than you.