New Power Day

<br>(In sports, the International Basketball League was busy last night) <br>(With 7 games on the schedule) <br>{phone rings} <br>(The Cavaliers came up with a surprise upset) <br>(Beating the Bullets 108 to 99) <br><br>Talk <br>X-TV, turn it on <br>Michael, what`s happenin`? <br>(The Lakers had no trouble with the Rockets winning 124 to 88) <br>U gotta watch this show that`s on <br>Watch what? <br>I don`t know what it is, it`s crazy <br>(The Nuggets just got by the Nets 114 to 112) <br>What channel is it on? <br>X-TV, turn it on <br>Alright, later <br>Later <br>(The Super Sonics devastated the Jazz 136...) <br><br>So I`m walkin` down the street and umm.. <br>This muthafucka comes up 2 me and says <br>(Yo man, U oughta let me have 50 dollars man) <br>(Can U give?) <br>I said "Ain`t that a bitch? U oughta get out of my face" <br>(Oh) <br>And he tried 2 rob me <br>(Muthafucker, mm) <br>And he was chokin` me, right? <br>Cuz, cuz he didn`t have no gun <br>Do U hear that shit? <br>Lucky 4 me, my homies was comin` `round the 7-Eleven <br>And they seen what was goin` down <br>They grabbed this muthafucker, right? <br>("What`s up man?") <br>Ripped an eyeball out <br>(Ahhh! "Fuck him up") <br>They beat his ass so bad, change fell out his pocket <br>(U bastards, mm) <br>These nigga`s are crazies <br>So I said "Fuck it" <br>I robbed him, ha ha <br>With so much money on me, I figured I oughta hit Jannell`s house <br>I knocked on her door, right? <br>(Mmm, oh) <br>I don`t know what she was doin` <br>(Oh, ooh) <br>But I couldn`t get no answer? <br>She was doin` some wrong shit <br>"Jannell" I shouted, still no answer <br>(Mmm, oh, oh) <br>I figured she was on the telephone or somethin` <br>(Oh) <br>So I walked around 2 the bathroom window <br>Pushed it up, climbed inside <br>Soon as I got inside, it hit me {gasp} <br>Damn! <br>I don`t know what it was but it hit me hard <br>"Uh" <br>Jannell`s a Rican, U know? <br>And them beans and rice is a habit at Jannell`s house, U know? <br>I grab my mouth, my nose and I just screamed <br>And then I ran <br>But Jannell`s house is real messy and I hit somethin` and I fell <br>That somethin` was Jannell <br>(Get off!) <br>I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving <br>And it made her real mad so we went 2 rounds <br>Jannell can bob <br>She kicked my ass <br>Damn! <br>"Oh God" <br>So I left and I went 2 Glam Slam <br>And slammed a few Long Island`s <br>Uh-oh, one 2 many <br>Excuse me brother, better hit this alley <br>Phew! That was close <br>(Yo muthafucker, ain`t U the one stole my money?) <br>Oh shit <br>(Yeah, that`s U) <br>I gotta run y`all <br>(That`s U nigga, come here) <br>(Kick your muthafuckin` ass) <br>Ahh, ahh <br>Now what is this crazy muthafuckin` shit? <br>Ahh, ahh <br><br>Man, did U see it? <br>Did U hear it man? <br>Yeah man <br>It was so crazy, that shit man <br>Ha, yeah I know, I couldn`t believe it <br>Ah man, but I tell U what man <br>I`m kinda wiped out man <br>So I`m goin` 2 get some rest man <br>Yeah, I hear ya <br>I`ll see U tomorrow man <br>Later <br>Been smokin` that headache weed, is ya? <br>Ah, nigga <br>Ha ha ha