Gone Funky (Parody Gone CountryAlan Jack

<br>(Cledus T. Judd/Bruce Burch/Bob McDill)<br><br>She`s been playin` them low life honky tonks for thirty years in Texas.<br>She`s sick and tired of all them Reba songs they keep requestin`.<br>She`s about to lose her voice, her hair`s fallin` out and ain`t nobody clappin`.<br>So she think`s she`ll shape her head, buy a boom box and just turn to rappin`.<br>She can`t keep up, with them country healthers,<br>Gonna learn to shake her boobies, just like Salt N` Peppa.<br><br>She done gone funky, a brand new tattoo.<br>She done gone funky, a big nose ring too.<br>She done gone funky, her favouite rap song`s "Shoop".<br>She done gone funky, <br>Hah, you go girl! <br><br>Well, he never was good at suckin` up to all them country disc jockeys.<br>It seemed like dag-blammed week, then some new hat act bumped him off the Opry.<br>He had to sell his bus, his house, his cows: ain`t had a hit since the sixties.<br>Well he`s fed with hearin` about: Travis, Garth, Tim McGraw, Collin Raye, Billy Ray Cyrus, John Michael Montgomery, and Joe Diffie.<br>He saw Johnny Cash on MTV,<br>Bought a new new toupee, said: "That`s the place for me."<br><br>He done gone funky, too ahead for his boots.<br>He done gone funky, burned his cowboy boots.<br>He done gone funky, wearin` platform shoes.<br>He done gone funky!<br>Oh, Suki.<br><br>Oh well, he moved up to Nashville, had big dreams of being a songwriter.<br>Ha ha, `bout the only things he`s written down lately are some orders down at Brown`s diner.<br>If everybody`s gone country, like Ali Jackson says,<br>Gonna move to Los Angeles and buy him a drum machine.<br><br>He done gone funky, hangin` out with old Sloop.<br>Doggy Dog, sippin` on gin and juice<br>He done gone funky, do wets for two live crew.<br>He done gone funky.<br><br>I feel good.<br>He done gone funky.<br>He done gone funky.<br>He done gone funky.<br>Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun, funky.<br>He done gone funky.<br>She done gone funky.