Jackson (Alan That Is)

<br>Parody of Jackson by Johnny Cash (G. Rogers/E. Weeler), Bexhill Music Corp. (ASCAP)/Quarter Music Inc. (ASCAP) <br>New lyrics by Cledus T. judd and Chris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Music Genesis (ASCAP) <br><br>Well, I start runnin` a fever<br>Every time he opens his mouth<br>She`s been gawkin` at Jackson<br>Ever since his first song came out<br><br>Oh, she loves Alan Jackson<br>And his pretty blonde hair<br><br>Oh, I love Alan Jackson<br><br>I ain`t got a prayer<br><br>Well, he tried dressin` like Jackson<br><br>Belt buckles, boots, and a hat<br>She said, <br>&quot;Sorry hon, that won`t help you none<br>Because you`re just too dang fat.&quot;<br><br>Oh, I hate Alan Jackson<br>She sleeps with a piece of his coat<br><br>Oh, I love Alan Jackson<br><br>`Cause of them songs he wrote<br><br>Well, I went backstage at his concert<br>I got on his bus somehow<br><br>That big talkin` man and his little five piece band<br>Just taught her what I didn`t know how<br>Gosh, I hate Alan Jackson<br><br>Now I`m his openin` act<br>Oh, I love Alan Jackson<br><br>She`s never comin` back<br>...She loves you man!<br><br>Oh, I start runnin` a fever<br>Every time he opens his mouth<br>She`s been gawkin` at Jackson<br>Ever since his first song came out<br>Oh, she loves Alan Jackson<br>Makes me want to cuss<br><br>(Ha!) Oh, he hates Alan Jackson<br><br>Think I`ll blow up his bus<br><br>Yeah, <br>Someday I`ll Rock His Jukebox!<br><br>No You`re not!<br><br>Ha! Might hit him with a Tall, Tall, Tree!<br><br>Well, he just might hit you back!<br><br>Well, I tell you what! <br>I`ll show him The Real World! <br>He`ll think Real World when they find him way down yonder in the bottom of the Chattahoochie!<br><br>Oh yeah! He just might run ya over with his Mercury!<br><br>I tell ya what, tell him to meet me somewhere!<br><br>Hey Hoss, meet him at Midnight In Montgomery!<br><br>Wanted, my life back!<br><br>Who Says You Can`t Have It All?<br><br>Alan Jackson.