She`s Inflatable

<br>(Parody of &quot;Unbelieveable&quot; by Diamond Rio (Al Anderson/Jeffrey Steele, Al Andersongs (BMI)/Mighty Nice Music (BMI), Administered by Blue Water Music Corp/My Life`s Music (BMI)/Yellow Desert Music (BMI)/Songs of Windswept Pacific (BMI)<br>New lyrics and music by Cledus T. Judd/Scott Rouse/Ronnie Scaife, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Shaboo Music (BMI)/Universal Music (BMI)<br><br>She`s so squeezable<br>Please-able<br>Unbreakable<br>She`s inflatable<br>She`s an arm full of sex appeal<br>Can`t wait till I get her home<br>Yeah<br><br>She`s incapable <br>Of being difficult<br>Down to earth-able<br>Biodegradable<br>Shania Twain<br>Ain`t got a dad blang thing<br>On my tease-able<br>Squeeze-able<br>Please-able<br>She`s inflatable<br><br>Most folks think I`m full of baloney<br>I`m never lonely<br><br>Never thought I could buy someone not<br><br>Flammable<br>Air brain-able<br>Recycle-able<br>No I ain`t full of bull<br>Didn`t need a down payment on that pretty little plastic thing<br><br>It made my mama cry<br>When we ran off one night<br>And caught a Vegas flight <br>And I made her mom whine<br><br>She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring<br><br>My flexible<br>Patch-able<br>Washable<br>Yeah inflatable<br><br>(Oh Dang lady you give a new definition of taking a man`s breath away)<br><br>Makes me feel so proud that I`m her feller<br>I`d never sell her<br>People get your mind out of the gu-gu-gu-gutter<br><br>She`s blonde-head-able<br>Re-head-able<br>Remediable<br>Interchange-able<br>I didn`t need a down payment <br>On that pretty little plastic thing<br><br>She`s incapable <br>Of being difficult<br>Down to earth-able<br>Biodegradable<br>She blew her mouth still when I gave her a ring<br>My please-able<br>Patchable<br>Washable<br>Bio-degradable<br><br>Air-brain-able<br>Squeezable<br>Washable<br>She`s inflatable<br>That Diamond Rio song had way too many syllables