Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody Third

<br>(Chris Clark/Richard Fagan/John Greenbaum/Cledus T. Judd/Tony Martin/Sterling Whipple)<br><br>Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb.<br><br>Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind:<br>He wants to buy a diamond but he doesn`t have a dime.<br>He finds the one he likes and they cut him quite a deal.<br>A two carat solitaire but neither one`s real.<br>Picks up the payphone, puts it to his ear.<br>Calls his chick, collect and says: "Get over here."<br><br>When he shows his girfriend, she can`t believe her eyes.<br>She never thought she`d ever really get one that size.<br>He tries to think of somethin` when she asked him: "Where`d you get it?"<br>Down at Diffie`s Pawn but he never will admit it.<br>He tries to change the subject: "Forget the wedding list.<br>"Let`s head on out to Vegas and get it over with."<br><br>Flaws and defects, no billing ads.<br>Hope she never finds out how much he spent.<br>Nothin` else shines like a zirconia.<br>Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb. <br><br>Just outside of Vegas, the truck gets a flat,<br>She says: "We woulda made it if you weren`t so doggone fat."<br>They try to hitch a ride from some hippies in a van.<br>To a ratty little motel called "The S&M Grand".<br>Puts on her little nightie, gives him a little wink.<br>Ring slips off her finger, down the bathroom sink.<br><br>She starts to call a plumber. He begins to shout:<br>"Give me a coat-hangar, I think I can get it out."<br>Fishes out the ring in a big ball if hair,<br>Slips it on her finger as he pats her derriere.<br>Thinkin` to himself: "It`s a lucky thing.<br>"A plumber woulda cost me much more than that ring."<br><br>Flaws and defects, no billing ads.<br>Hope she never finds out how much he spent.<br>Nothin` else shines like a zirconia.<br>Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb. <br><br>Flaws and defects, no billing ads.<br>Hope she never finds out how much I spent.<br>Nothin` else shines like a zirconia.<br>Don`t tell her what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb. <br><br>Wonder what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb. <br><br>Don`t tell him what it`s worth, third rock from her thumb.