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Christmas Hangover

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The holidays are over, you`ve gained twenty pounds
The cat`s choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground
There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of bills
Yes, the holidays are over and you are feeling ill

Have a happy Christmas hangover
It`s the most miserable time of the year
The eggnog`s made you fat, the party is over
`Cept for your wacky uncle who is still drinking your beer

Turkey`s great on Christmas but after a whole month
Of turkey pie and stew you start to dread lunch
Breakfast is more frightening for all there is to eat
Is fourteen Christmas cakes and a bag of cranberries

Have a happy Christmas hangover
It`s the most miserable time of the year
Your uncle`s in the bathroom and granny`s on the sofa
And you start to wish that they`d just disappear

You ate too many liquor-filled chocolates
Got no money left in your pockets
But at least you got lots of
Ugly sweaters and bow ties and socks

You`re skin is pale and pasty, your energy is spent
Along with all the money you need to pay the rent
The children are all crying `cuz they`ve broken all their toys
Is this misery worth one day of joy?

Have a happy Christmas hangover
It`s the most miserable time of the year
Your uncle has passed out on granny on the sofa
And you start to wish that you could disappear

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